postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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harrystylesdildo:

fugrats:

people are blaming that woman like madonna didnt just walk right into her

That woman should have felt the air turn cold and the very hairs on her neck stand on end when Madonna came within 300 feet of her. It is her fault.

harrystylesdildo:

fugrats:

people are blaming that woman like madonna didnt just walk right into her

That woman should have felt the air turn cold and the very hairs on her neck stand on end when Madonna came within 300 feet of her. It is her fault.


fitanne:

Sometimes taking care of yourself and your health means not working out. Rest and recover instead. Don’t push yourself so hard that you break, physically or mentally.


sylviaplth:

the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right


michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner


mommy:

k1ssme-againn:

hartsbreaking:

Sometimes I feel unsure about myself, but then I remember that I pushed a baby out of my vagina and it occurs to me, I’m a bad ass bitch.

The moms are taking over

yes. yes we are.


nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!



spangefucker:

when someone asks u for help on something ur good at

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meaniemikan:

trash-king:

when none of ur internet friends are online

timezoned again

clockblocked